1.
That has to go inside me? uh oh”
2.
My dad got out of the shower and I totally thought he was keeping Gonzo’s nose in between his legs.
3.
This might be weird but I always assumed that they’d be cold. I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one.
4.
I got a bit of a fright, it was so short and thick that I was a bit confused because that’s not what you usually see in adult movies and it looked so angry
5.
I saw my baby brother’s penis when I was a kid, if that counts.
“WHAT IS THAT? WHY IS HE SO DIFFERENT?”
6.
I thought it looked strange, then wondered what i was supposed to do with it. (I knew about the existence of handjobs and blowjobs, but i had no idea how to give one. And being a virgin, i wasn’t quite ready for sex.) And it felt nothing like i had expected. I expected it to be softer, i guess?
7.
Having a vagina all my life, I assumed that penises were in the exact same spot (ie between the legs) rather than a few inches below the belly button, where a girl’s pubic bone would normally be. Obviously I hadn’t considered the logistics of how sex works, but it was a crazy moment of discovery that everything I thought I knew about penises was wrong.
Also, I still think they look funny.
8.
“How would that fit it in my mouth?” :O
9.
I was shocked that the shaft of the penis had no hair on it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I was THRILLED about this particular surprise, but … surprised nonetheless. Imagine oral sex on a hairy shaft. Gross.
Edit: I’m not talking about a half inch of hair creeping up the base. I’m talking full on pubic bush all the way up to the tip. I would draw it for you, but I don’t want to give myself nightmares.
10.
I laughed. Not cruelly, but penises are funny-looking and it was flaccid cos we were just gonna shower and he just whipped it out when I wasn’t expecting it. Looked hilarious, plus I was pretty nervous/16yo reaction to a wild penis randomly appearing.
11.
I was texting a guy that I met on some game online when I was 14, like I honestly just wanted a friend–I was homeschooled. The first thing he texted me was a picture of his penis, and I was so shocked and horrified that I actually got dizzy and almost blacked out. Nausea and everything. I had to lay down for a few minutes to calm down, then when I started to relax I deleted the picture and blocked his number.
12.
I was pleasantly surprised when I saw a dick for the first time in person (i’m female). It was actually decent looking and well-endowed.
13.
I have older and younger brothers (I’m a girl), so a penis wasn’t actually news to me. That being said, this comment was painfully accurate for a first time, although as I kept my poker face, I don’t think it counts… Does it?
What could qualify as a genuine first reaction was when I saw a circumcised penis for the first time. I was like “Hah, that must hurt…”. I made the poor guy self-conscious for a bit (he thought I was referring to the scar), but then I explained I was actually referring to the glans being directly exposed to everything.
I mean, I can’t help but think how bad it’d feel if I didn’t have my clit hood and tried to put on panties.
14.
First real life penis was a little small which was kind of nice because it was less intimidating than I had anticipated and I could fit the entire thing in my mouth so I felt like a pro. It was surprisingly firm and… like it had a life of its own. I didn’t expect how much the throbbing would excite me.
15.
My first reaction: good lord, how do you guys walk around with those things? Today it is much the same question.
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